In our little re-enactment of the sex contest between Empress Messalina and the prostitute Scylla–now that's in such good taste–here's how the numbers, ahem, stacked up:
Thel (Scylla): 255 men (60%)The winner gets this commemorative loving cup–ha, real cute–and a gift certificate for a complete gynecological examination.
Cathy (Messalina): 169 men (40%)
Thel couldn't give us a statement because she had to run home and dye Easter eggs with the kids. Run? I'm surprised she can walk.
All Cathy could say was "WAAAAAAAAH." So what else is new?
Now, if you'll excuse me, the little patient wants cinnamon toast and I gotta go buy some Febreze. Trust me, you don't want to see what 424 lust-crazed men can do to an oriental rug.